stundard

Someone who is stupid by choice. These people resemble retards in their knowledge of most things, but have a normal functioning brain capacity. Presented with a means of education, they don't accept it. Some psychiatrists say stundards have learning disabilities, 90% of the time it's just a dumb, lazy, good-for-nothing mother fucker.

Retards get way more respect than stundards.

Me: I got an A in my trigonometry class, man!
Stundard: I only made it to third grade science. I don't care about that shit.

by Malcolm "M.F" Brown November 25, 2007

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Spaniards

Spanish people who invaded the American part, (today called the United States) in the A.D. 1565.

Ugha Ugh! Run to the hills!!1!1 The spaniards are comming!

by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004

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double standard

A set of rules, morals or principles that are unfairly applied to different groups or people.

Examples of double standards:

(About a male boss): "I love his take-charge attitude!"
(About a female boss): "She's such a bitch! She's probably on her period."

(About a man who has sex): "What an awesome stud/legend/boss he is!"
(About a woman who has sex): "What a disgusting slut/whore/skank she is!"

by qbdkusoemv August 14, 2016

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standard

another term for "end of story", "period", "full stop"

"imma get me sum dick tonight. STANDARD"

by lina September 3, 2003

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gold standard

a girl (or guy) whom a number of people in the same peer group have slept with; a girl whom guys can use as a baseline for comparing experiences.

Kev, Zaz and C Mac had all been with Kerry in the past so it gave them a gold standard for when Zaz told them that he'd hooked up with a chick who gave worse head than Kerry.

by Clay McP March 31, 2008

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