Shairo

Shairo is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
he is definitely an innocent man and does absolutely nothing to get disconnected from the voice call (blame Firekills)

do NOT leave him next to anyone under 15 (jk)

come fuck me la

-Shairo

by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022

slaird

A person who if you have the privilege to meet will change your life for the best. Extremely sexy, funny and will eat everything given to her ;) If you meet slaird count yourself lucky

john: i met slaird today

jack: omg really she’s so stunning

by cathrin craig June 9, 2022

micro-satire

refer to things that satire a small niche group that the general public is not a part of and thus the satire would not hit home with them

Everyone laughed as he micro-satired how their group does everything.

by ghostinshell August 18, 2014

National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it

Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.

by IHateSTAARS May 24, 2018

Ethan Stai

The best student ever. This big burly man is irresistible. Whoever finds him will instantly fall for him. He hates reading but loves audiobooks. Don't mess with him or he will give you a big fat kiss on the cheek. He also has a very massive pp.

Ethan Stai, the famous drug dealer.

by Screwviedy May 2, 2022

Stairwell

To Stairwell a girl is to eat her out on or behind the stairwell in a club

Guy #1: Dude, did you hear that O'Brien just stairwelled that that chick?
Guy #2: Yooooo sick

by D-McBabe July 27, 2010

stairway to heaven

read below, 'nuff said.

as we wind on down the road
our shadows taller than our soul
there walks a lady we all know
who shines white light and wants to show
everything still turns to gold
and if you listen very hard
the tune will come to you at last
when all are one and one in all
to be a rock and not to roll!

by R. Plant June 25, 2004