by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006
by de-pube December 20, 2020
Variant of "douche bag", which is utterly played out. A douche stain is the gooey liquid spot left over on one's panties after a thorough douche. Therefore,if one is a douche stain they are a constant reminder of what a fucking moron they are.
"Look, that guy has one of those hanging ball sacs on the back of his truck."
"What a fucking douche stain."
"What a fucking douche stain."
by ArtemisTheThird March 24, 2009
1) The nice little brown mark that is left in the back of your undergarments.
2) Can be used as an insult to get yourslef out of a tough position
2) Can be used as an insult to get yourslef out of a tough position
1) Wow even the washing machine didnt take out that mean meat stain I got back there! Thats a dark one.
2) YEAH! welllll fuck you, ya fuckin meat stain! You've just been gettin cattle prodded to much you fucktwat.
2) YEAH! welllll fuck you, ya fuckin meat stain! You've just been gettin cattle prodded to much you fucktwat.
by Iron James January 30, 2004
A man with an insatiable thirst for taking 'slazzas' back to his lair. These woman are typically much more powerful that he and will use this power to have their way with him, forcing the stain rider into uncouth and demeaning positions. The stain rider indicates his tastes for overzealous and promiscuous females by cultivating a small tuft of black hair under his lip while obsessively shaving all other facial hair.
I was walking past a new bar in Parnell and I saw a stain rider pilling off his head on fake ecstasy (crack). He was working on a sluzza who seemed torn between him and the bouncer.
by PM 4533 June 12, 2011
by battlehog January 17, 2009
by shartstain69 October 10, 2011