stabbed by a bitch

When someone fucking stabbed you with a pen, pencil or other writing tool

Bob: Bruh what happend to you?
Bobby: I just got stabbed by a bitch!
Bob: Man that sucks, haha lol lucking wasn't me.
Bobby: Fuck you

by Super legit username November 19, 2015

i stab orphan hehe

TECHNOBLADE IS GOD TECHNOBLADE SHIT MAN YESSS I LIKE YO STAB ORPHAN HEHE you can fucking say this any fucking time and nobody ducking will fucking care for fucks sake

“Technoblade says I stab orphan hehe”
“I like to stab orphan hehe”

by Axolotl0lp0 October 30, 2021

got stabs

A powerful motorized vehicle with unexpected performance, akin to a “sleeper”

Joe got a new ride yesterday. Doesn’t look like much, but it got stabs.

by mustangman6799 October 05, 2021

light stabbing

Just the tip of the blade. Not necessary to go hilt (guard) deep.

The man was so aggravating I wanted to give him a light stabbing.

by fatsalle May 13, 2021

stab your shit

Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.

That guy in V for Vendetta will stab your shit.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde September 08, 2008

Stabs

A crude, racist asshole who thinks his own stupid, random, inside jokes that no one else but his gay friends get are hilarious. He probably also likes men.

Stabs skeeos in women's underware and has bad personnel hygeine.

by Krunch-o's November 29, 2003