Spleesh

1. Needing to go to the toilet.

2. The sound your piss makes when it's aimed into the toilet perfectly; also like a Swish in basketball.

"I need to spleesh"

"BRB I just need to spleesh"

by Jack Patros October 7, 2008

Splenda

Word to describe your day or how you're feeling. Comes from the word splendid and splenda(the artificial sweetner). Instead of saying splendid, as in you had a nice day, say slpenda because it was almost good but not the real thing.

1. "How was you're day?"
"Meh. It was splenda."

2. You're days not bad but its not great..its splenda.

by Kali03 May 16, 2014

Splendered

Being in a splended mood when you've consumed a mind altering substance.

After Tokin' up we was in a splendered mood

by Scott The Goat July 10, 2003

Saleen

Saleen is a weird a$$ girl. She is so salty. She is really insecure with dodge ball.

Omg look at Saleen. She is raging on the floor

by Go die cisco girls December 6, 2019

speen

little knicks on your nutsack you get when you are trying to shave your nutsack and it is cold. this happens because when it is cold, your balls get hard and shrivled, thus you are more succeptible to knicks

Christ Tad can you lend me some neosporin for the speens i have on my balls?

by zack January 10, 2003

Spleege

It is the word I spelled wrong and decided to define. So now I guess it is a sexual term involving multiple gloves, a churro or plantain. Then a shoving motion into a Spanish pregnant lady.

¿Donde estas?

Lady: what are you looking for?

Oh nothing can I spleege into your ass.

Lady: Only if I can give you ebola.

The spleege outbreak in 2014 caused many abortions across the western hemisphere.

by Cuban Viagra Crisis November 13, 2014

Saleen

Saleen is a very beautiful young female that is from Toronto Canada. She streams on twitch (twitch.tv/saleenerz) and if you go in there and call her a egirl or simp dandoggsbigjuicyballs (me) will go after you and just remember I got it on me so don’t call me a simp.

Saleen and dandoggsbigjuicyballs love each other

by dansbjb November 15, 2020