As we speak

(1.) Often said in dramatic moments where the situation was never planned to happen but (2.) can be said in more casual moments

1. Flight 498 has had an engine fire and is heading to the nearest airport to make an emergency landing as we speak

2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Speak of Giratina...

See speak of the devil

Me: I already have Rayquaza!
Game: *gives me a Rayquaza raid*
Me: Speak of Giratina...

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 July 28, 2021

Office-speak

I work in a hospital. Over the years, I have noticed the Human Resources director expresses himself using the same old, tired phrases. Then my boss started using them! Such as, it is what it is, instead of giving me an answer to my question. Instead of saying "I talked to so and so, it is ALWAYS, "I touched base". "Reach out" is just texting somebody. The worst is " I shared that with so and so". I feel like I should say, Thanks for Sharing!

Please talk to me normally, not in office-speak!

by Valteena July 10, 2021

leet speak

something for sad fucks who want to swear in chatrooms or just annoy you.

( ) /\/\ 6 ( ) /\/\ 6
ooownedd
hahahaaa
ppwnned pwwneddedppwnwnnn
what the fuck am i saying?
im a sad fuck!

by rathsangatas drink November 30, 2004

Methaphorically Speaking

explaining the 'why' behind anything a crack head posts on the internet

Anything R4TM said is just messed up, methaphorically speaking. He's just a crack head!

by gregster@TTPG August 1, 2009

Chat-Speak

Chat speak is largely used on the internet, in text messages, in notes passed in class, and sometimes in spoken speech. In its most basic essence, chat speak is a thorough mutilation of the English language, created by teenagers who refuse to learn said language.

Beware of chat speak users. If a person is too lazy to learn the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "lets eat grandma" they are probably too lazy to understand that it is wrong to actually eat one's grandmother.

Two examples of chat-speak are:

why cant we just all start singing the world would be so much funnier if people just started singing

VS.

Why can't we all just start singing? The world would be so much more entertaining if people just started singing.

& (used above)

lets eat grandma

VS.

Let's eat, Grandma.

by Misty Robinson November 11, 2010

Cunt speak

basically when sum1s talking bs or sayin sum dumbass stuff ;; bein fake, etc.

yesterday michelle told me u fucked her bf

pshh..the only thing that ever comes outta that chicks mouth is cunt speak

by NO-BITCH-ASS-NESS December 29, 2008