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Spasty

spastic and nasty mixed together. the result of not being able to find the right word to describe someone's crazy personality and behavior
watch out for this one, she's spasty
by aye jaye October 10, 2008
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Spasmeni Skilla

Sheppo: "Who was it that said flowers eat grass?"
Kid Kevin: "That Spasmeni Skilla said it man."
Sheppo: "Oh, so it was Renee Charos."
by Kid Kevin. October 22, 2008
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giz spasm

when ejaculating, cum keeps spraying out for a prolonged period of time, sometimes spurting out, often combined with uncontrollable shaking of the pelvis.
dude, i just had an uncontrollable giz spasm that lasted for like 2 minutes straight
by eric667835 May 22, 2011
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Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.
I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.
by AliceKettle November 8, 2014
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Spast

In (Deurne) Belgium; a person who can't afford a pants.
Hey Tom, what kind of spast are you? Go buy yourself a pants!
by vincentvc May 10, 2010
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spaste

something average between "spend" and "waste"
Those computer shooters provide a cool way to spaste time.
I spasted $5 on candy yesterday.
by -I G- January 7, 2003
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spastigeekus

someone who is not the brightest crayon in the box and pisses you off
"that susie...she is such a spastigeekus"
by superstar August 20, 2003
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