frog shorts

Shorts that ride up and define all the curvature and crevices of a girls ass when she sits in the frog position.

Her ass looks delicious in those frog shorts!

by iiifrediii August 12, 2013

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fart shorts

Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.

Why are you using my fart shorts to wash your car, Dan?

by handle&&7 April 21, 2014

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SORTS • Sortsa • all sorts • all sorts of • All sorts of boned up • all sorts of fucked • All sorts of fucked up • All Sorts of Mixed Nuts • of sorts • outta sorts

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016

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Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017

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Naked Shorts

Getting gang plowed in prison by unshowered bangers who use his shortless backside to put out their cigarettes.

Boy, Kenny is going to wish he stayed away from those naked shorts!

by The Beard of DOOM! September 27, 2021

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Green Shorts Day

On May 9th everyone dresses in green shorts or pants to celebrate National Green Shorts Day. Green Shorts day was founded by Greta and Rylan at Osseo Senior High School on May 9th 2022.

Greta: “Tomarrow’s Green Shorts day, don’t forget!”
Rylan: “Which pair of green shorts should I wear?”
Abby: “OMG the creators of Green Shorts Day are so cool!!”
Julia: “Guys I woke up early to buy green shorts”

by pillow1255 August 14, 2022

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