New Jersey Sober

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.
He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.
by WordSend77 July 24, 2024
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Suck a dick sober

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick
Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober
by PCWS April 23, 2025
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scared sober

when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober
“Man, when my mom walked into my room I was scared sober”
by greenbeansyes4 September 18, 2022
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Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.
The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".
by Titty Slapper69 November 19, 2021
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Sober Chomp

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.
by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019
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False Sober

Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.
Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”
by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018
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Milwaukee sober

A version of "sobriety" when an individual only consumes beer, or beer and a little hard liquor, but refrains from other drug use
Is charlie still getting fucked up on the regular?
Na, he just drinks beer these days. He's Milwaukee sober.
by Dirrtburrnerr February 12, 2025
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