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A Norwegian slang word for Snus. Snus is a form of tobacco product in Scandinavia.
"Få bomme en Snæss a"
"Let me bum a Snæss"
snæss by Snus, Schni or Prell December 1, 2015

Patch the one eyed snake 

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

Solid Snake 

Solid Snake is a fiction hero from the Metal Gear series. During these games Solid Snake takes on task that no one else could have mastered. He is a an expert in infiltration and the greatest solider that has ever lived.
Solid Snake talks with a dark and calm voice given into the game by David Hayter.

His spirit and his fantastic look at the world makes him the perfect soldier. In short; his mind and body work in the perfect way which makes him THE hero of all time.

He is cloned from the greatest warrior that has ever lived, Big Boss. If you havent played the games i rekomand that you do...
Snake: There are no winning or loosing for a mercenairy, the only winners in war are the people
Woman: Thats right, and you fight for the people
Snake: I have never fought for anyone but myself...

...Snake: "Find something to fight for, then pass it on to the future"
Raiden: But what am I going to fight for?
Snake: "Thats your problem"
Raiden: But what do you fight for?
Snake "...A future"
Raiden: You think you can change the future!
Snake: "I am not as arrogant as that. Fin something to belive in, fight for it, then pass it into the future."
Solid Snake by Bendik Bjørnstad December 21, 2004
Mostly the people you used to be friends with
Omg she is such a snake, she was saying rude things about felicia

one-eyed-bed-snake 

The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..

Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..
The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..
A person who seems like a really nice person and you can confide in, but is actually backstabber waiting for the moment to strike. However, if you are on the other end it, it is the best kind of petty that leaves a deeper emotional scare than just being openly petty.
Friend 1: Lily just told me everything about what she has done behind her bf's back and I literally sent them to him. She shouldn't have tried to take my man.

Friend 2: You are such a snake, but yas queen
Snake by Daddy's yacht January 28, 2017