Shitty Salad

A shitty salad that is really shitty

*shitty salad*
"damn that's a shitty salad"

by _Feddi_ May 5, 2020

Smitten

a cute pet name for your little smegma kitten

oh my little smitten i love you

by big_daddy_dogs_kitten_69 February 11, 2022

The Smithy

1. To do something you're not supposed to do
2. Is illegal
3. A weak U-Turn
4. Eeeeeeeeeeyeah!

OMG you did THE SMITHY through that double yellow line!

by H8erlines August 3, 2010

The Shitty Wishbone

Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.

It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.

by ChazFay3 November 29, 2010

Hey Shitty

The activation phrase that can and should be used to start an iOS Siri command.

While other funny phrases can't be used, phrases close to "Hey Siri" can be. So when activating that feature, I picked "Hey Shitty". So now I can say "Hey Shitty, start a timer for 10 minutes" which is funny, productive, and an accurate name all at the same time.

by TDinKS September 29, 2020

Shitty-Definition

(n) A badly thought out, random word or phrase that no one really cares about, but makes it onto "word of the day"

You will be able to spot one of these words/phrases when there is significantly more thumbs down votes than thumbs up.

The creator of these phrases/words are usually hourly visitors of urban dictionary who have nothing better to do than sit at their computer all day and try and think of "funny" words/phrases.

These are just a few "shitty-definitions"

1. Burning Envy
2. Bedding the rules
3. Off-sight meeting
4. Call the roll
5. Shress
6. Wee-wee'd up
7. Good hang

by jdog69ORIGINAL October 8, 2009

Shitty ass toaster

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase

"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

by Feltcher May 7, 2005