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sloppy anna

The Sloppy Anna consists of drinkin a bottle of cheap smirnoff vodka (the entire bottle) and fallin over, getting bruised, getting emotional and crying, chippin teeth and touching everyone and making obscene noises and trying to rape people.
In order to have a successful sloppy anna you must be overweight with a gut, greasy dirty hair (that is two different colors) and beef curtains and cellulite and strech marks on your boobes.
by Shyann Mance April 29, 2008
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Sloppy Seconds

The pejorative term "sloppy seconds" is used when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who was previously in a relationship with another man in the same group of acquaintances. It is usually used in a degrading manner for the man that is second to have intercourse with the woman.
- Have you heard? John had sex with Lisa!
- Really? But I had sex with her just a few weeks ago, John's simply getting my sloppy seconds.
by EnglishCasual June 9, 2018
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sloppy track

to have a severe case of the runs
"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."
by Ron Nutter August 3, 2009
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sloppy chinaman

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.
After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman
by FFOCUSTPA10 June 27, 2010
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Sloppy Dog

someone that you can usually find hanging around in west london play-parks stealing ice-creams, drinking red-stripe and shouting at mums also known as a nonce, a jeckle and a leach.

they have a don't care about anybody or anything attitude towards society and occasionally punch their mums in the face & or sexually assault their dads.

Sloppy dog's are usually be spotted noncing in packs of "boi's" or "ringers" at local community centre's. For amusement they play knock down ginger & knock their knuckles on a hard surface to produce a beat while making clicking or humming noises with their mouths to attract kids. Beware.. They are very aggressive and enjoy fighting and touching kids!

It is easy to become a nonce, leach or jackle if you watch the moronic ways of the Sloppy dog's for to long!
#Ringer1: Oi Boi's, i think izzy's coming to the squat party tonight...

#Ringer2: Why you watching her for, shes 15 you "Sloppy dog"

#Ringer1: you cant talk, you wifed it for 3months you "Leach"

#Ringer3: You man are both "Nonces"...

#Ringer4: Oi you "jeckle" (Ringer3) i swear i see you liking her facebook pictures.

You man are all Sloppy Dogs.
by MjpChase September 15, 2014
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Sloppy Mariachi

While you go down on a girl, rapidly use your tongue and vibrate your lips like playing shitty vibrato on a trumpet. Having a dirty Mexican/Pedo mustache is also preferable. Wearing a Sombrero, and a sweaty poncho is optional.
He gave me a sloppy mariachi last night! It was so good!
by Cpt.ThirdWheel December 24, 2014
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floppy sloppy

After a man cums inside the woman's vagina but continues to have sex he has a floppy sloppy.
That pussy was so good I had to keep going with a floppy sloppy.
by Pig Poppa April 16, 2015
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