throwing skittles

to vigorously jack off alone and blow your load everywhere leaving the sticky substance behind like skittles leave behind on your hand when they are warm.

Jack: Dude, last night Tina wouldn't let me give it to her hard so I was throwing skittles all night.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.

by iamacompulsiveliar January 16, 2010

skittly dee

A general term of affirmation upon hearing some bit of news for which no other word or phrase fits. To be used in place of fuckin' A, hell yeah or yeah boi. A versatile term, it may also be used when expletives are not appropriate.

May also be used alone, randomly, as a general expression of glee.

"Skittly dee, Carla just got her period!"

Scott: "I just found out my dad is gay."
Sally: "Well.......... skittly dee?"

"Skittly EFFING dee, who do I have to blow to get a good latte around here?"

by Bryan Nixon June 4, 2008

Skiteles

Pronounced skite-alls. A popular game/past-time originating at Cavendish Castle, London. Bottles of beer are consumed which, once empty, form the "skiteles". One skitle per competitor is lined up at the start of the game. Skitles must be two inches apart. A tennis ball is then tossed at the skiteles from approximately 5 metres range. One bounce only is permitted prior to the "skite drop" (the moment the ball hits ths skiteles). If no skitles are knocked down a full bottle of beer is downed by the player with the toss(known as a "skitleleman") and that empty bottle is added to the game. For every skitele that is knocked down, one digit of beer is assigned to the other competing skitlemen. The winner is the last skitleman standing. If a skitleman is sick he is out of the game.

Colin: "Anyone for a game of skiteles?"
Robbie: "Aye, I'll play."

by Captain Skite April 4, 2009

shittlecake

Shittlecake is that piece of shit that dries together with your ass hair and eventually you have to rip it off... a shittlecake.

"Tom found out that a shittlecake was causing his pain when wiping so he ripped it off."

"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."

by jaywarp1 July 26, 2008

skittledicking

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.

I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!

by Super Man222 June 26, 2008

foreskin skittles

The act of hoarding skittles in foreskin of penis in order to erupt a taste of flavor once penis is erect during the act of falatio.

"She didn't want to go down on me until I mentioned I had foreskin skittles."

by The degenerates March 2, 2008

tropical skittles

a discreet way of calling someone out that they are bisexual

"yo, i didnt realize she went that way"
"yah, she eats tropical skittles"

by lilbabiey December 11, 2018