A Samuel

Just fucking leaving without saying where

Ah he did a samuel again

by Nobody3000 April 8, 2021

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Seamus

The sailor that appears periodically on the show "Family Guy"

Seamus appears at the oddest times during the show.

by Brewski. August 4, 2009

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A metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. Typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation participants attempt to comprehend what has been said.

During a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, Sam may suddenly say something like:

“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”

A typical Samurism.

by Luke D Harbinson March 3, 2007

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Shamurai

One who has mastered skills in the ancient art of shamming. Legend has it that they descend from a long line of lazy warriors. A member of the junior enlisted that slack off like it’s a profession while avoiding getting caught. They generally hold the grade of E-4 and are a member of the notorious E-4 Mafia. The rank they wear is the sham shield. This is what they use for protection from danger. They imply the shield means they know nothing and they say nothing to get in trouble. They are always trying to avoid work, leadership, and service. Do to this they are experts at cover and concealment. They often strategies on how to escape their duties in a strict environment like the Military and when given the chance they try to sham off at every opportunity. The Shamurai has done this long enough to master these skills.

Upon hearing the word volunteer the Shamurai takes cover and looks for concealment. The Shamurai silently makes himself smaller by hiding behind something and avoids eye contact.

by Junebug2 May 12, 2022

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Mark Shamus

Aka a BETA MALE (limp and suffers e.d) A people pleaser. Loves to be center of attention. Mark Shamus goes out of his way to help strangers, but craps on the friends closest to him.

Mark Shamus has 2 faces, and you will only see the 2nd one if you live with him. Fake personality, lures you in with his charm and jokes.

Totally nice guy, but WARNING don't get too close. Mark Shamus will use you only to benefit off you. He will lie to you; even when caught red handed. Will throw friends under the bus in order to keep his lie going.

If you're romantically involved with a Mark Shamus, realize that you're NOT the only 1 he's romantically seeing; there are many others.

Mark Shamus can't keep a job, gets in trouble with the law constantly, great story teller, plays the victim perfectly, has narcissistic behavior.

Friend: " There goes Mark Shamus, strapped his cape on and ready to save a ho"

"Mark Shamus out there doing ho-shit again"

Girlfriend: "why didn't you come home last night?"
Mark Shamus: (whatever comes out of his mouth is a lie)

by Never_again23Ugoing2learn April 26, 2022

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Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

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Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011

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