The shaft

Another name for a man's dong

The shaft is my best tool to use on a girl

The shaft by MCRedstoner_115 February 20, 2015

Hot dog down an elevator shaft 

A man with a small penis that tries to have sex with a girl while shes drastically bent over.

I dont know why he was trying that position but you may have well just thrown a hot dog down an elevator shaft.

Hot dog down an elevator shaft by thebeeflips October 4, 2006

Persnickety Shaft

PERSNICKETY SHAFT: SNOBBY DICK

PERSNICKETY: Fussy or having the aloof attitude of a snob; requiring painstaking care

SHAFT: a long pole forming the body of various weapons, as lances or arrows; dick

I cannot believe that persnickety shaft wore pink pants to work today!

Persnickety Shaft by snitch & snatch October 6, 2009

Hebrew Shaft Pop 

Where two, preferable homosexual and of Hebrew origin, men precede in making contact with each end of his genitalia. After this is achieved you need to quickly ejaculate at the same time, thus resulting in a slight explosion of the shaft(Don't be alarmed for this is natural).

Hey, Wazowski, let's go in the bathroom and preform another Hebrew Shaft Pop. The pain is so good. You know just what i lise

Hebrew Shaft Pop by The Hebrew Wives May 4, 2011

Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft 

When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.

Dude, its semen-stuck-in-the-shaft. You just gotta let it go.

Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft by Yacob369 December 31, 2010

ham shaft 

Dick

Come on over and play with my ham shaft

ham shaft by Anonymous October 15, 2003

mid-shaft gash

A small but iritating (and extremely painful) cut halfway along one's penis.

"I can't tonight, love. I've got a mid-shaft gash."

mid-shaft gash by Mr Ben February 8, 2005