Saltiest of baes

When urban dictionary does not approve the word you want to add but accepts a shit load of bullshit from other people :(

Guy1: Dude how ya feelin today
Guy2: I am the saltiest of baes :(
Guy1: Oh, I won't bother you then...

by WoahNugget May 19, 2018

Salt Monster

Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.

Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.

by whenriques March 23, 2019

Saltbags Basketball

The greatest basketball team to step foot in the SB recreational basketball league.

Saltbags Basketball will always be my favorite thing to watch.

by #SBBBLG April 13, 2019

salti

A Term used to describe when a person is short and angry

Person 1: gets mad because they can’t reach the top shelf because they are too short and get angry

Person 2: Somebody’s becoming a Salti

by Shuveit June 28, 2020

Salteen

They’re the coolest ppl in the world because they’re fans of Sateen Besson. Don’t mess with them, or they will stalk you and hunt you down and roast the shit out of you. Otherwise they’re good company.

“Ah, I heard she’s a Salteen, don’t fight with her”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo cool”
“I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”

by Crazy Salteen April 3, 2021

Salt Flight

When white people make food tasteless.

Salt flight is pervasive in the midwest.

by BayLeaves April 7, 2021

Salted Caramel Cornet

A sexual act where as you are on all fours, your partner from behind reaches between your legs and grabs your shaft like an ice cream cone, balls resting on top like 2 scoops of lovely ice cream. They proceed to lick from the balls to the arsehole.

The other half gave me the ol' salted caramel cornet last night. We need a new carpet.

by Mik_D February 2, 2023