salmon splats

Diarrhea brought on by eating salmon.

“I didn’t want to stay for a drink because after dinner, I had a bad case of the salmon splats.”

by Trent E. Reilly July 10, 2018

flashy salmon

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.

Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!

by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015

salmon canyon

British slang term for vagina.

Sickening... I can smell that girl's salmon canyon from here...doesn't she wash??

by Brad June 11, 2006

Salmammaries

Term used to refer to Salma Hayek's mammary glands.

Did you check out the those Salmammaries in Ugly Betty?

by medicalmechanica March 2, 2010

salmon slapper

When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.

Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.

by GMoneySagHairs January 28, 2008

salmah

A Crazy fun loving girl who's not afraid to make sexual, or "yo mamma" jokes. She's extremely musically talented. Salmah's tend to play guitar or the flute. They tend to be crazy spirited and very impulsive. Salmah's are known to be party girls, they love their friends, and anyone would be lucky to have a Salmah as a friend.

Person 1: "I impulsively dyed my hair red. "

Person 2: "That's so Salmah of you"

by turkeyboy123 May 20, 2018

salmon scented semen sucker

euphemism for a woman's vagina

Me and my crew ran a train on Keisha's salmon scented semen sucker all night. Next morning, we all stunk like Chinatown during a heatwave.

by Mac Grayson June 28, 2007