shower sac

The more offensive version of douchebag. Douchebags are relatively good things (keep those cunts clean), so, naturally, shower sacs would be horrible things.

Sarah: You're such a douchebag!
Val: Thanks, but you come off as a shower sac.
Sarah: Ugh! Fuckmuppet!

by Mike McShower Sac September 2, 2007

Cacti-sac

When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a spikey cactus plant.

Brian has a bad case of cacti-sac, he hasn't shaved his balls for a week. I gave him a blowjob and now I look like I fell and scraped my chin.

by Efree September 27, 2006

Sprute Sac

A huge tool. Who gets bossed around by little sophmore hoes. Sprute Sacs usually get red in the face whenever they face adversity, or are at the butt end of a joke.

Dude, quit being such a Sprute Sac.. No one likes you or that sophmore hoe that owns you.

by Buck Bob March 10, 2010

love sac

a store in the northridge mall with a freakin funny name. they also sell beanbag chairs.

hey, come check out my love sac, but be careful, i just pulled all the hairs off of it, and it might make you itchy.

by alex r March 14, 2005

stink-sac

A man's smelly ball-sac.

"I don't wanna go anywhere near his stink-sac."

by A.C.L. June 10, 2007

long sac

1) Used to describe a lengthy period of sexual intercourse.
2) The loud slapping sound of testicles being thrust against the outer vagina.

I was on a long sac with that chick last night, man.

by Miigoss June 19, 2008

Twat Sac

As a female ages her twat starts to sag. That is a twat sac. It is to be used as an insult.

Jim: That kid Andrew is a dirty hairy twat sac.

by JIP741 November 21, 2011