rubber ducky

a floating used condom in a bath (either post coital or post jack-off)

i'm not bathing with you untill the rubber ducky is removed from the tub!!!

by DS January 28, 2004

Rubber ice log

When your partner takes a dump in a condom and you freeze it and put it in his\her anus.

kenny will you rubber ice log me tonight?

by kenwar July 1, 2009

Rubber chicken

Used to hit people when they steal your chicken nuggets

You stole me nuggets.... * gets rubber chicken out*

Hits nick with rubber chicken

Nick: ow rubber chicken hurts

by $ky pace December 12, 2018

rubber bum nubbin'

verb: the act of "fisting" with the use of a rubber medical prosthesis for the purposes of pleasuring the rectal cavity.

Dude, I was totally into the rubber bum nubbin' that The Captain gave me last night. ARGGG!

by bum nubber July 6, 2008

Rubber stamp Fatigue

A form of mental exhaustion resulting from extensive, continous writing, signing, scanning. faxing, printing, converting and editing official documents. It is exhaberbated by phone calls and texting and leads to a sense of numbness, detachment, problems with even basic thought processes and a sudden onset of rage if a telephone rings.

A person with Rubber Stamp Fatigue is sitting infront of a pc, surrounded by paper documents stares at a ringing mobile phone which is displaying a number of a very important call but just stares, unmoving and doesn't pick it up.

by tracideecee May 2, 2011

Rubber Band

The tightest, smallest, most reveiling thong of them all.

"The girl has on a RUBBER BAND" screemed Chris as he jumped down the basement stairs.

by Chris M October 28, 2003

Rubber Ducky

When a male takes a hold of his testicles and penis and pulls them out together, making the figure of a rubber ducky.

Yo, is that a rubber ducky on your crotch, man?

by okonkwo91 January 24, 2010