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right-wing brain rot

Theory that as the brain ages it begins to rot away, thus giving way for people to hold more right-wing beliefs as they get older. As right-wing beliefs are inherently nonsensical only a poorly functioning brain could hold them.
Oh, he used to believe in science and factually correct information, but unfortunately right-wing brain rot has gotten a hold of him and now he thinks science is out to get him and extreme weather is the result of gay people having more rights.
by Nihilistic July 13, 2023
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swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying
by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020
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Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.
My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.
by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024
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Rot

Weed or some substances that get you high as hell
Bro hit the rot and was geekin
by yg kj February 21, 2023
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National Brain Rot Day

tell your friends some brainrot memes on april 20 4/20
Friend: I wanna touch your gyatt in ohio
Other Friend: Pls be my sigma bcuz im your rizzler
Friend: dont worry its National Brain Rot Day
by CjWithBrainrot May 3, 2024
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Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.
I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.
by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023
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Rot Maxing

Engaging in brain, body, and bed rotting with the goal of rotting away as much as possible. This may involve sitting in bed all day, endlessly scrolling on the internet, neglecting one's responsibilities, practicing poor hygiene, or staying outdoors at all times.
He sleeps for 12 hours per day and has 10 hours of screen-time; he is rot maxing
by CrippledCow March 21, 2024
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