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right-wing brain rot

Theory that as the brain ages it begins to rot away, thus giving way for people to hold more right-wing beliefs as they get older. As right-wing beliefs are inherently nonsensical only a poorly functioning brain could hold them.
Oh, he used to believe in science and factually correct information, but unfortunately right-wing brain rot has gotten a hold of him and now he thinks science is out to get him and extreme weather is the result of gay people having more rights.
by Nihilistic July 13, 2023
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swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying
by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020
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ROTS

Rats but in bri'ish
"oi buv i went to tommy's house and he had rots in it bruv
by lofi god February 23, 2022
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genuine brain rot

Brain rot is when you watch something so fucking stupid (skibidi toilet) that it rots your brain.
“This video on tiktok is genuine brain rot
by I hate skibidi toilet November 15, 2023
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Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.
My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.
by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024
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Junky rot

Junky rot is where your body rots away because of all the drugs you do
That junkie b**** that I miss so many f****** shots she don't set up junky rot plus pockets for titties
by Connelly road junky May 15, 2021
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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