im not a robot 

this fucktard of a test stole mt mental capacity and gave me irrectial disfunction this is why my dognis dead plz donate to get rid of are youy a robot

im not a robot Is terrirising a small yout helphim

im not a robot by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

The Remote Controls the Robot 

In the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.

People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:

-Dave walking along and trips-

Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!

Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"

Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

The Remote Controls the Robot by an extremely knowledgeable guy November 1, 2011

The Robot 

When a guy is fingering two girls, eating a girl out and having sex at the same time.

Person 1: Yo did you hear Carlos did the robot with 4 girls last night.
Person 2: Of course you could hear those girls from a mile away.

The Robot by SexLvr111 December 10, 2013

Click Robot 

Originating from the online cartoon Achewood, Click Robot is a virtual pet owned by Ultra Peanut (Philippe's girlfriend). Click Robots can be any sort of small, electronic device that provides interactive entertainment for the user.

Click Robot just burned dirty words into my neck!!

Click Robot by kro February 19, 2005

space robot

A robot in a Flash movie by the Laziest Men on Mars. Famous for saying things such as "Please go stand by the stairs" or "I am the pusher Robot"

"We are the space robots! We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space!"

space robot by Xeltax May 10, 2005

The pusher robot 

He is malfunctioning. Do not trust him. Pushing is the answer. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

The pusher robot by The shover robot June 6, 2003

Broken Robot Syndrome 

A state of consciousness. The Spinal Tap "11" version of a hangover. Delusional , mechanical, mentally-rusted "not right" feeling.

Man, i snorted mad addy and drank a lot of cheap whiskey at that co-op party. I can't account for like three hours of the evening or my journey home and I had broken robot syndrome this morning; tried to walk down the block and got confused.

Broken Robot Syndrome by Akira Firetouch August 21, 2006