Hot and Ready

A girl that is willing to engage in {sexual} activities on the first encounter

Basically, a girl that you meet in the club that is willing to fuck you that same night; she is called a "Hot and Ready," because she's got a hot pussy and she's ready to fuck.

consider little caesars pizza, you can go there and walk out with a hot a ready pizza without waiting therefore cutting out the bullshit of waiting. The same thinking applies when going to the club. So you go to the club meet a "hot a ready" take her home and {smash} cutting out all the bullshit.

by thekidd7 June 15, 2008

getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.

Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.

by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008

Rehab (name)

Rehab is a pretty chocolate girl who loves to laugh and make jokes. Whenever you need someone to take a nice picture she's there. She's extremely hard working and knows how to talk her shit. Whenever you need a laugh just call rehab and your wish is her command. Rehab is also as creative as can be and is a colorful person.

Need a photographer? Get Rehab (name) she's great.

by Classifiedalways January 14, 2019

Rehab

Lindsey Lohan's second home

I went to rehab and left it a week later
started pot with Lindsey Lohan again

by Isaiah Partida March 8, 2011

Rehaan

A tall nigga who cock is bigger than yours and your dad's combined

Eg. Why does Rehaan have 3 legs mom?

by Yourmom'sbf July 18, 2020

My Body is Ready

A phrase a virgin says when they're ready to knock boots.

Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.

Sarah: OMG Jenni, the new Butt-Quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. It's supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your ass!

Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.

by Wasabimoto June 18, 2011

CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course

A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.

From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.

by APEnglishJunior November 13, 2011