Red Reverend

Cutting your wrists while jerking off, and using the blood as lube.

Did you hear how Jack died?

How?

He was jerking off and didn't have any lube so he gave himself a Red Reverend. He bled out before he could finish.

Damn

by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011

reverse mangina

When a girl pulls out her vagina and rearranges her floppy labia to look like a big old dick

Invented by CollegeHumor

Instructions: Drop trau, turn aroun', turn that frown... upside down.

Veronica: I'm so upset, I have no plans for Saturday night
Betty: I know what will cheer you up. Check out my reverse mangina

by Topes October 19, 2009

Reverse Ick

A reverse ick is when something is adorable or romantic and makes you closer.

When we made eye contact it was a huge reverse ick!

by Kokichiomasbuttcheek October 4, 2021

reverse houdini

Sexual manuever performed in doggy style position. Like its namesake, the houdini, it involves deception. Instead of spitting on the fair maiden's back and blowing your baby batter into her oblivious mug, the fluids swap roles. At critical mass a) withdrawal thy staff and deposit your sticky white love piss abound her dorsal region followed by b) a hearty dose of saliva (spit) in her face. "Viola": a mystical sleight of hand for children of all ages.

"David Copperfield is a pussy."- Harry (Hairy) Houdini

"Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do...!!!"-Ronald McDonald prior to issuing a reverse houdini.

by Janjigian April 26, 2006

reversable clip

Made by either taping or super gluing two hangun magazines together so that once one is empty it can be dropped out and flipped over for quick reloading.

My set was planning to go to war so I made sure I had my reversable clips in case I ended up in a shootout.

by Ziek May 2, 2005

reverse hump

You hump, he/she/it antihumps in the opposide direction, resulting in a net loss of humpage.

Reverse humping: "I just picture you running around with your hips thrust forward, shooting a railing around like when you put opposing magnets next to eachother."

by Bill Dridges May 29, 2008

reverse cocooner

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.

"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."

by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008