Samuel Reed

Samuel reed, a name for one who is a Gay Canadian Jew.

the name itself means "Sexually Aroused" or "Horny", which is normally accurate.

Hey Samuel Reed, I heard you were a Gay Canadian Jew!

by Bolllocks July 1, 2024

Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.

My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.

by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022

Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

Reed girls

The reed girls are the best. No need to beat your meat, choke the fuck stick or even beat the evil 1 eyed Willy.

If the Reed girls are around, you never have to whack it because they will sexually relieve you for some marihuana or just because they are town sluts

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Derek Richard Reed

Derek Richard Reed is Derek Richard Reed. No other explanation needed. Derek Richard Reed is the best person in the whole entire world. He is everybody’s mascot. Once you have Derek Richard Reed you can never let go. Nobody dislikes him because well how could they. Everybody loves him and always will. Derek Richard Reed is my superhero and a hero to everybody else .🥵😍❤️

I love Derek Richard Reed

by Ilovederekrichardreed August 31, 2022