receptionised

VB to get shelved by a receptionist or "gate keeper" of a large company even when your enquiry is valid and useful,

I got receptionised by the big corp. on the other side of town, even though i knew the new product they brought out breaks many many laws.
I cant believe that company receptionised me!!!

by funkysk8er September 22, 2009

Recession Gig

A job outside one's chosen career path, taken to make ends meet until the economy improves.

My job at Target is my latest Recession Gig (as I wait for the economy to improve for architects).

by Jimmy Zzzzz March 23, 2010

Recession Proof

when something or somebody is hot, amazing, untouchable; (namely by the recession). Even when things are bad (like the economy), this thing or person are still great.

Dag girl! That dress is recession proof!

by RecessionProofChick January 21, 2011

receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.

"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-

by pikachizzle November 30, 2011

Recession Sex

Recession sex is when you are so strapped for cash, that you resort to buying generic KY Jelly for lubrication!

That recession sex lube has no staying power! What gives!

by ScottyG254 September 20, 2011

receipt ghosting

When you start to reply to a text message with no intension of sending the message. The recipient will get the (...) indicator and wait in vein for their reply.

If you are in an annoying text message conversation you can get revenge by receipt ghosting other user.

by gettingoldisnotfun January 27, 2019

recenda dogma

the language of gods. we speak this to one another fourth of prime. burning bridges does not shallow our triumph. this is the recenda dogma.

the recenda dogma will set you to oasis

by Matthew Belmont June 28, 2020