Racoon Brain

The person implying they are forgetful and sometimes only thinking about food and sleep. Can also be another meaning for 'stupid' in a joking way.

Girl 1: Did you remember to do that thing I asked you to do?
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry

OR

Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.

by Izziloop March 26, 2023

Raccooning

When a girl aggressively blows a guy so hard she tears up, making her mascara/eyeliner run, giving her the appearance of a racoon

"Dude, I face-fucked her so hard she was raccooning even before I came

by RM_Steve May 8, 2023

Raccoon Anal Ass

Ree Kid: did you you know that your ass can spread up to 8 inches wide there for a raccoon can give you full body anal

My Friend was trying to take a shit in the woods and a raccoon saw his ass hole and decided to give him Raccoon Anal Ass.

by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023

Ralco1m

The biggest pedophile/takeyobitch/looksmaxer/fag nigga of all time

Wow Ralco1m stole your bitch that's not a surprise

Wow Ralco1m is trying to get with a 17yr old that's not a surprise
Wow Ralco1m didn't talk once during your date with him I'm sot surprised

by gulpy12 September 12, 2023

peruvian raccoon

Similar to the peruvian eye goggles, the peruvian raccoon is when you dip your balls into a pile of shit ( preferably human ) and proceed to lay them onto your victim. As you pull the testicles off of your victim you will notice rings around their eyes that resemble a raccoon.

Last night I gave this bitch the dirtiest peruvian raccoon I have ever seen

by captain_emu November 26, 2014

Stinky Raccoon

When a house guest leaves you a turd in the toilet bowl without flushing

I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

moes racoon

A person who enjoys fucking raccoons

Moes racoon enjoys f*** raccoons its funny said josh

by Boilililjl December 4, 2016