The act of vigorously beating your dick like it's the last time you will ever have the chance to blow a load.
by Contavious August 04, 2017
You're just the girl that every guy wants to dance with and I'm just the guy that's given you way too many chances, would be a word for word perfect definition.
by jimmyjank April 02, 2010
Bad ass motherfucker. Ladies man with a tongue that pleases women turning them into quivering mounds of sweaty flesh.
by LickerLiquor February 11, 2014
Future hall of famer and currently a linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens. He's also the blackest man alive. If this guy doesn't intimidate you, you have no soul.
Jim: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Rick: Ray Lewis kills people on and off the field; Chuck Norris is just an actor. He doesn't have shit on Ray Lewis.
Rick: Ray Lewis kills people on and off the field; Chuck Norris is just an actor. He doesn't have shit on Ray Lewis.
by pcm22902 October 25, 2011
Verb. To absolutely dominate something or someone. Ray Lewising usually invokes fear and intimidation. There is usually no coming back from being Ray Lewised.
That Mac truck Ray Lewised the shit out of that civic! You can barely tell it was a car!
I got so Ray Lewised last night. I woke up next to a stripper with a broken leg, a black eye, $462 cash, and keys to an ambulance. I dont remember shit past 9:30!
The Clippers got Ray Lewised last night by the Lakers. They lost by 49 points!
I got so Ray Lewised last night. I woke up next to a stripper with a broken leg, a black eye, $462 cash, and keys to an ambulance. I dont remember shit past 9:30!
The Clippers got Ray Lewised last night by the Lakers. They lost by 49 points!
by The Ray Lewiser December 31, 2009
A very annoying pseudo-celebrity chef who looks like The Joker from the old Batman movies. She constantly giggles, uses unessecary abbrevations, creates horrible unhealthy recipes, and wears unflattering apparel that accentuates her massive ass, and not so massive boobs. Her voice is also very raspy and hoarse, and she exhibits many symptoms that would point towards cocaine use.
One of Rachael Ray's actually recipes:
Sirloin Stew with Watercress Dumplings:
Calories: 1019 (51%)
Calories From Fat: 424 (42%)
Total Fat: 46g (72%)
Saturated Fat: 12g (62%)
Cholesterol: 168mg (56%)
Sodium: 2261mg (94%)
Carbohydrates: 68g (23%)
Dietary Fiber: 3.95g (16%)
Protein: 67.97g (136%)
Sirloin Stew with Watercress Dumplings:
Calories: 1019 (51%)
Calories From Fat: 424 (42%)
Total Fat: 46g (72%)
Saturated Fat: 12g (62%)
Cholesterol: 168mg (56%)
Sodium: 2261mg (94%)
Carbohydrates: 68g (23%)
Dietary Fiber: 3.95g (16%)
Protein: 67.97g (136%)
by General Chi October 06, 2006
by scratchmaster101 October 17, 2011