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Thumb rating

Urban Dictionary's new system of rating definitions that sucks harder than a young Thaiwanese boy.
The infamous "fo' shizzle my nizzle" (first definition) used to have thousands of five star ratings, but now has 20 thumbs up.
by Peter G June 1, 2004
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The Ramones Challenge

Pick any Ramones song. Attempt to start and finish sexual intercourse prior to the completion of the song.
Dat girl was so hot last night when we fucked I won The Ramones Challenge.
by surfer949 February 10, 2013
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Ramon

by he hi ho day February 4, 2019
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asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.
Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4
by Kiko February 1, 2004
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ralong

A big hole in the universe that consumes all living things. Awklardly it is shaped like a big fat ass. But instead of poo coming out, it sucks things in. It has been seen to glow in the night once its sucked up an entire planet.
bob: look up its a plane
joe: no, its a bird
bob: no, its a ralong
joe: shit.
bob: were doooooooommmmeeddd

their both dead...
by aldengoesfishing January 10, 2009
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Fat Potential Rating, FPR

A Rating System developed by Dr. L. R. to give an accurate rating of the potential weight capacity level of a female. It is based on the principle that a woman will get fatter as she grows older, the only question is how much.

The formula is yet to be released but it is known that the base mathematics involves calculating a woman's current height and weight along with that of her parent's current weight and height. There is a complex measurement of stress as well because it is a known fact that stressed women have the potential of getting fat.
Betty is very skinny now but due to her FPR (Fat Potential Rating, FPR) of 4.3 she has a high chance of becoming quite obese by the age of 33.
by Jack Nubs December 9, 2008
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san ramon

San Ramon is a city trapped within its own cesspool. The residents draw blanks when confronted on real issues, common sense, or when you just happen to say something smart. The only thing that matters to the residents is how they are viewed by each other, hence the only reason to “work” harder at selling home loans (been breakin' my back on the phone all day, honey!) and buy an S class or 7 series. To the few sane people left in San Ramon, the town itself drives them to insanity because the rich logic takes over EVERYONE and you wonder if you’re the last sane person on the planet… or are you the craziest person on the planet? There are various reasons why San Ramon should not be considered a part of CA (the most accepting, well-rounded, and liberal state of the Union)...
1. As stated by someone else, fun is illegal.
2. Being poor is a 1st degree felony, punishable by death.
3. Littering on master-planned cement will bring at least three separate cop cars to your location within the minute.
4. Smoking weed will also bring the same result, this as well is punishable by death.
However, if you’re rich, white, ignorant, and want your kids to be just as dumb, this is the safest place in the entire world. Nothing will happen. Ever. Until the day when someone snaps and blows it up.

Residents from here and the surrounding cities (Danville, Blackhawk, Dublin, Pleasanton, Alamo) have strange delusions. Many believe that rapper E-40 is FROM Blackhawk. This, of course, is ridiculous, like saying that Dr. Dre is from Beverley Hills. To clear up anyone's ignorance, E-40, coming upon a fortune too big to carry around in the itty bitty city of Vallejo (where he is actually from) was forced to move to a gated location like Blackhawk. I hope his twisted rich and evil neighbors are scared by the amount of coked out and high black people always driving by their house. Haha.

After living here for 10 years, I've since escaped the city limits, and will be going as far as possible, never to return, not even for my family (they have that "rich logic" and I can't help but knowing that I'm dealing with madmen).
"San Ramon is a city in the San Francisco Bay Area. It, however, is not in the 'yay area' or 'da bay'."
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