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Royal Canadian Rump Ranger 

A man who can't keep his beef bus off the dirt road.

See asspirate, homofag.
So... Didja hear the Phippy's a Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

Mighty Morphin Ass Ranger 

when someone doesn't give a fuck about you and randomly wears colored gloves during the day.

And he usually gives bitches angry dragons.
That fucking mighty morphin ass ranger is pissing me off because he keeps talking about my emo ass black hair.

rectum ranger 

A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.
"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"
rectum ranger by D'Licious January 21, 2003

The Walker, Texas Ranger

While doing a girl doggystyle, you pull it out, turn her around, look her in the eyes, and say "I'm Chuck Norris bitch" - you then roundhouse kick her in the boobs and piss on her face, then you say "Your under arrest."
Nick performed the Walker, Texas Ranger on Alex's sister.
The Walker, Texas Ranger by BTNJ August 30, 2008

3rd Ranger Battalion 

1. A realism unit for the game "Day of Defeat: Source", commanded by Captain Stornaiuolo. Unlike normal video game clans, the 3rd Ranger Battalion (3rd RB for short) uses realistic war stradegies and a realistic ranking system.

2. An actual real-life Ranger Battalion part of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
1. "Dude, I wanna join the 3rd Ranger Battalion because they stomped the 2nd SS in that last realism scrim!"

2. "Wow, the 3rd Rangers are hard core."

Power Ranger 

A sometimes light jibe or slur from crusier riders towards sport bikers.Harley Davidson and metric riders both.Less so from the latter.The comment stems towards sportbike riders in full leathers,with or without any added colors on them in full racing leathers.
That damn "power ranger" made my Sportster look like it wasn't moving in 6th and he was only on one wheel.
Power Ranger by Jim Hexgrim October 18, 2008