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Rogan’s Razor

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.
“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor
by falkenlaser February 8, 2022
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Tony Blair's Razor

Like Occam's Razor, 'Tony Blair's Razor' is a method of quickly establishing the truth in any given situation. The methodology, developed by leading academics, philosophers and theologians, states that 'the truth is always the precise and exact opposite of everything this utter twat says'.
Tony Blair likes to portray himself as a benevolent and honest humanitarian, so it's easy to establish that he is, in fact, an evil lying bastard by using Tony Blair's Razor'.
by The Real KC91 April 4, 2022
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Musk's Razor

Never attibute an attention-seeking media personality's chaos to a subtle and complex plan when it can be attributed to narcissistic sociopathy.
The destruction of Twitter is Musk's razor writ large.
by DJbackward November 6, 2022
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Elon's Razor

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely
Trump coming back to Twitter is just an example of elon's razor.
by MicroJ424 November 19, 2022
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TikTok's Razor

The philosophical principle that any and all extraordinary, outrageous, or otherwise controversial video content, featured on the social media app TikTok, should immediately be consider fake and fabricated for clout unless otherwise proven real beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Tim: Hey Bob, did you see this crazy Tiktok video? I can't believe something like that happened!
Bob: Well, that's because it probably didn't. Tiktok's Razor!!
by Roland Deschain February 17, 2023
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needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!
He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile
by Gamcocklady March 31, 2014
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Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."
by FutureGhost November 13, 2018
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