reed

A synonym for Jesus. Studly black jesus, not that crappy, whitewashed jesus you see in the Passion.

Have you accepted Reed Christ as your savior?

Reed Christ had dreads, so shake em. I aint got none but I'm plannin on growin some.

by Adoring Fan December 19, 2007

Rated "U" for ugly

An awesome possum song by Zebrahead.

Rated "U" for Ugly is Awesome-possum.

by PantsHat September 14, 2008

razed

(adj.)(slang) stoned, incapacitated, wasted, or beyond consciousness; also, destroyed, obliterated, devastated.

Dude1: "LOL. Did you see that shit?! Dood only took one hit off the bowl and now he's razed"

Dude2: "BWA HAHA! Fuckin' lightweight"

Dude3: "Huh-?

by razed November 2, 2007

UV Raped

When a person spends a significant amount of time in the sun and gets severely burned.

I forgot to put sunscreen lotion on last weekend before we floated down the river and got UV Raped!

by AfterHours4x4.com August 4, 2009

facebook raped

A term used referring to the social networking site Facebook where users are able to update their "statuses" and share with other users what they are doing. When a person is facebook raped, it means a friend of theirs have hacked into their facebook profile and posted a status suggesting that they are or have engaged in some sort of sexual activity.

Status: Eliza Roberts is being taken from behind by Chris...and loving it!
Eliza: "Shit, who just facebook raped me?"

Status: Dean Jones just had a foursome with three hot men and is now exhausted!
Dean: "Fucking hell!!! I didn't post that status, my friend Max facebook raped me."

by youallhaveaids August 15, 2009

Camera Raped

The act of one person taking many pictures of themself/ selfies on anothers camera, without them knowing about it: can vary from amounts of around 5 to as many of 30 photographs of the one person.

Usually an act commited by attention seeking, cake face, self centred tweens who want nothing more than a modelling job.

"Why do you have so many pictures of that chick on your camera?"

"Ahh, she totally camera raped me"

by dazzzzzz July 4, 2012

Cameron fucking Reed

A very sexy person who Is shit at smash and also likes when his boyfriend eats shit out of his butthole

A sexy bitch Cameron fucking Reed is

by Gustafson tx May 3, 2021