by risekevin July 13, 2023
Get the dj Kevin Risemug. a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.
me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)
by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025
Get the rise of nations (roblox)mug. Kylie Jenner's hit, 3-word melody. In a recent video, Kylie Jenner was shown outside of Stormi's room. She explains that they will enter Stormi's room and wake her up, and show the camera crew around. As Kylie turns on the lights in Stormi's room, she lets out a beautiful sound. "Rise and shine" is sung to Stormi. It has blown up, with videos being all over the internet. Kylie Jenner has just released official hoodies on her website. On the front of the hoodie, Kylie's face surrounded by sunrays is pictured, "Rise and" is on the left sleeve, and "Shine" on the right. Go buy it now!
"And now we're gonna wake Stormi up, show you guys her room, and we'll be out of here. Rise and shine!"
by hahahahhahhhahahaha October 18, 2019
Get the Rise and Shinemug. Gacha Rise is a "Team" Where GachaTards try to fight back Against Gacha Fall, But they fail because they are all on mobile and have no experience with raiding, We will win against the Gacha's, We need people who have an experience with raiding and hacking discord servers. WE WILL WIN GACHA TARDS, WE WILL WIN, GACHA FALL WILL WIN!
by PxPShirt November 5, 2021
Get the Gacha Risemug. Person 1: Hey nigger you wanna get on Rise of Nations?
Person 2: Yeah sure cracker.
Person 1: I'M GONNA WHIP YOU, YOU DIRT SLIMEY NIGGER!
Person 2: Yeah sure cracker.
Person 1: I'M GONNA WHIP YOU, YOU DIRT SLIMEY NIGGER!
by Stupid_Retard679 May 6, 2023
Get the Rise of Nationsmug. a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.
me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations
by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025
Get the rise of nationsmug. Bill get yo stanky ass of rise of nations and wipe your ass.
Jeezus christ get the fuck off rise of nations are you fucking 12?
Jeezus christ get the fuck off rise of nations are you fucking 12?
by asdasdasdsadhgawdbhjads January 19, 2023
Get the Rise of Nationsmug.