quotebot

A common species of human known to speak only in movie quotes due to a lack of original thought.

Sherrie is such a quotebot it feels like I'm listening to the Paramount Pictures Memorable Moments highlight reel.

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

quota

A pre-determined number of make-outs that must be achieved in a certain amount of time.

"Ladies, quota for 2009 is 9. For every extra guy, you get a drink when we go to Vegas in December."

by Babs2009 February 18, 2009

QUOTA

one quarter; 25 percent of a dolla or dollar

Teacher: "Class, who can spell quota?"

Jamal: "I sho can't spell quota, but two make fitty cent"

Teacher: "Fo shizzle"

by Mo79 November 14, 2004

Quotev

A website where many teens use celebrities as a icon and roleplay with others. Practically drama island with parties, sex, and friendship wars. The whole website circulates around the "feed" a place where you write a "RA" with anything and other users can comment and like. Instead of noobs you are known as a carrot. To be quotev royalty you have to have at least 1k followers. Many kids are between the ages of 12-19. All love one direction or some other boy band. Many of them are depressed or they pretend to be depressed. These kids are also questioning their sexuality and tend to be bisexual or gay. Many girls use this site and pretend to be males too. Quotev was originally a site to write fanfiction but was taken over by teens. Dont go on there if you dont want to be sucked in.

Last night I went on Quotev and there was major drama on the feed, someone kissed someone elses girlfriend.

by The Brave Toaster December 13, 2014

quater life crisis

"My parents told me I can do anything with my life, be anyone I want to be and that the possibilities are endless...not like in their generation"

A new term for those born in Gen Y. It refers to the time when you have completed college or University and you have no clue whether you want to get married, be single, find a career, travel the world, invest, spend, start your own business, move to another city or country, settle in one place, go back to school, pay back debt... basically an exciting yet horrid time when you are happy one day, suicidal the next, and during it all.. all you can think about is... "If my 20's are supposed to be the best time of the life, then why I am so fucking CONFUSED?"

Girl Thinks: "Who wants a boyfriend when I can be a high profile business women making a 100 + a year, own my own place and never rely on a man... on the other hand... I really want to able to settle down in a small town, never work and be a stay at home mom... AHHH such a quater life crisis!"

by Kels! November 21, 2007

Quope

While casually sitting on alduin the dragon from skyrim, stick a lightbulb in her ass while wacking off to gay mexican porn. Than ejaculate in her ear.

Ivan: What did u do last night pat?
Pat: Well i was in skyrim.
Ivan: Why were you there?
Pat: I was doing some quope!
Ivan: Oh shit thats head.

by Peruvian64 January 11, 2012

Quothin'

Socialising/hanging out with friends with no intention of doing anything in particular, and/or the activity is to be decided on when the friends meet up.
The advantages of using the term means there is no pressure to organise something straight away, rather, it can be decided upon later.

Greg: "Hey Bill, you up for some quothin' tonight?"
Bill: "Sure, I'll be over in ten."

by Pairy Henus May 25, 2008