quaner

Slang term for Penis. Similar to Phallis, Member, Dick, Cock, Slong, Wrinkle Rod, Whoopie Stick, Twig and Berries, Knob, Pole, Skin Flute, Fire Hose, Boner, Tool, and Shaft.

Large Cuban Man: "How do you want your quaner sandwich?"
Slave: "Wtf nigga why you take my ass from africa i dont want no sandwich"
Large Cuban Man: "Hope you like extra mayo"

by Big ol' canadian ass nigga December 16, 2013

Qualper

(n.) A person who sucks testicles so hard that they remove pubic hair.

I knew he was gay, but didn't think he was a qualper! He tore the hair right of his mate's balls.

by I am grand wizard man. January 26, 2010

quade

Cigarette, of any variety.

Hey man, I could really use a quade. Let's go smoke one.

by JRCIII August 23, 2011

quaker

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.

1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.

by smith June 17, 2004

quaker

A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY

Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!

by hispanic panic January 23, 2009

quabeet

an umbrella you bring to the beach...

I brought my QUABEET to the beach yesterday, then i played scrabble.

by A N January 9, 2008

Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.

Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.

by Bingo1 March 2, 2011