pussy sneeze

When one's pussy is so dirty, it releases a burst of fowl air, to remove contaminants.

Guy 1: Oh God!!! Do you smell that?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think Howah pussy sneezed.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: It's like a whale utilizing it's blowhole.

by Howah September 20, 2016

Pussy-pocket

A vagina used as a storage place for money, drugs, small children, weapons, snacks. Usually has a thick coating of thotsauce most females who use it have characteristics of a Cassie-Boo

Nasty hoe put $300 in her pussy-pocket when she went to sleep so her crackhead momma wouldn't find it. When she woke up it was gone!

by Cassiespussy July 21, 2016

piggy pussy

a large vagina that will take multiple large cocks at the same time. A vagina large enough to eat your face.

Katherine's piggy pussy engulfed Marie's face.

by sum dum hoe October 8, 2008

recreational pussy plowing

banging without intention to procreate, also known as sex with a condom.

I’ve taken up yoga and recreational pussy plowing in place of drugs and alcohol so I’m living my best life rn bois

by yeknom February 26, 2018

Anime Pussy

A gift from the heavens.

"Why do you want to kill yourself'
'This country does not have enough anime pussy."

by incel831 August 9, 2018

pussy capital

Attributes allowing one to have sexual relations with woman.

With David Beckham's pussy capital it amazes me that he is married to that robot looking bitch.

by leifm July 31, 2007

Pussy Goggles

Pussy Goggles is a total disregard for any social interaction that does not directly involve the attention or pursuit of a current love interest. Normally, pussy goggles occurs when a guy meets a new girl and devotes most, if not all, of his time to the girl at the expense of his current group of friends who may feel somewhat abandoned. The Pussy Goggles affliction goes away quickly when the girl dumps the guy and he is left with few social options (if any). He then begins calling all of his old buddies to hang out.

Friend One: "Hey, where's your roommate been lately? The guy's been a ghost for a couple weeks now"
Friend Two: "Oh yeah -- he's got Pussy Goggles for some girl he met during Greek Week".
Friend One: "So he's dissed us for some girl?"
Friend Two: "Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before she dumps his ass and the goggles will fly off post haste!" "We figure he'll call us the day after and will want to hang out" "All of us agreed to freeze him out for a week just to teach him a lesson" LOL

by Waldon Fury December 22, 2012