cock puppy

A guy following around a chick he's looking to score with like a puppy following his new master

"Did you see Chris following Jessica around last night? He was being such a cock puppy!"

by weasel56 January 15, 2008

angry puppy

When a girl is giving head to a guy and she suddenly pretends his hard on is a bone and bites down on it, pulling it sideways, and starts barking. She will also "fetch his balls". This may hurt the male and he will most likely push her away, leaving her sitting there like an angry puppy.

my bitch tried to pull an angry puppy last night.

by pookieee January 3, 2014

kick your puppy

This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.

Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.

I'd let you kick my puppy.

by PapiBama August 28, 2007

Happy Puppy

When a dude is blowing a dude and gets so happy that he pees on the pillow while the other dude ejaculates on his face.

Gregg had to throw away his pillow after his boyfriend gave him a happy puppy.

by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

lust sick puppy

(noun) A lust sick puppy is sometimes confused for a love sick puppy. They are quite similar..but to tell the difference you need to know what love and lust are. Lust is physical attraction and love is emotional attraction. But that still doesnt make sense.. So what is a love sick puppy? Someone who is so deeply in love/craving love that they ignore everything. That would make a lust sick puppy someone who craves lust and love(that may or may not derive from lust).

A lust sick puppy is sometimes confused with a whore.

OMG she is such a lust sick puppy.A swear..She is such a whore, they way she goes guy after guy looking for love.. And in the end the only thing they had in common was sex..

Hey it's not her fault.. She just wound up in a lot of bad relationships.

by Faye Marie June 13, 2006

pushy

pussy as pronounced by sean connery in james bond

hello pushy

by michael sherwood January 6, 2004

fat puppy syndrome

When after eating a meal you become tired and want to lie down in the sun and take a nap like a fat puppy.

Uhhh! I just ate and now I have fat puppy syndrome!

by azdeuce August 20, 2008