petting the beaver

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

by Sev336 July 23, 2016

pettywise

When pennywise is being a petty bitch :)

WOW IN THAT PART PENNYWISE WAS PETTYWISE

by personwholikeIT September 15, 2018

Pettyfest

A satirical edit of a Sinfest strip, used to highlight the simplemindeness and hypocrisy of the author

"Did you see AdmiralTigelle's latest Pettyfest Strip? It's hilarious!"

by Ankala November 15, 2019

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011

karl petter

karl petter means "a man with a big penis".

when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!

by mortymort October 28, 2013

Henry Pettit

A 16 year old male, that should not be trusted around children. Has no feelings and shows no emotions. Chances are high that he’s into men, and has an enormous cock

Watch out for Henry Pettit , that cunts a predator

by Taj_Annan June 11, 2018

Chelsea Peretti

The love of my life, the funniest most amazing woman to ever walk the earth.

Chelsea Peretti, will you marry me?

by ccarriee April 11, 2021