Redneck Pressure Washer

When you leave skid marks in the Toilet and you wash them off with your Piss.

I cleaned the Toilet mess with the Redneck Pressure Washer

by Pressurepiss11 May 10, 2025

Bariatric pressure

When your lover is obese and on top during love making. That's beriatric pressure!

Two ton Tanya climbed on top of me to ride the bologna pony. Now I have bariatric pressure!

by PJ drizzle 69 December 21, 2022

you can't handle that type of pressure

Not being able to handle a particular situation due to it being to much for the person.

Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.

Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.

by agdfgargaeg May 14, 2018

Sand Pressure

Used to refer to stress accumulating over time, smaller things adding up to an unbearable weight you cannot manage anymore. It’s like feeling trapped in the bottom half of an hourglass.

I guess I’ve just been caught under some Sand Pressure lately, I just can’t seem to catch up.

by InkyLittleBB August 11, 2022

Exhaust Back Pressure

When an individual is performing oral sex on a person and they pass gas. Also known as the Shane

I was eating out my girlfriend and she got so excited she had exhaust back pressure. I felt the warm air on my chin.

by Phil Uranus November 22, 2021

wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off

He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

counter pressure

The feeling that you need to rush to put your change in your purse and your shopping in your bag due to the weight of the queue behind you.

I reckon I lost my key when I was fumbling for my wallet in the counter pressure!

by mids99 July 30, 2009