The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.
Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?
Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???
John: dude!
Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???
John: dude!
by Mr. Duffy May 29, 2010
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Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.
Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.
Girl #1 - Oh my fucking god, Susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her goddamn smile! And people keep liking that shit!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!
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A Law of the Theatre
This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row. People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."
A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary
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by Sairin January 6, 2005
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That new researcher is working on subalternality in Italian refugee policy. She's a total postie.
So are you going to the postie conference? I hear that they're giving presentations on Agamben and Derrida.
So are you going to the postie conference? I hear that they're giving presentations on Agamben and Derrida.
by homo_sacer September 13, 2010
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Ben: Dude, sex last night was so good!!
John: What did you do?
Ben: I gave her the old Triceratops Sex Position, she was done in seconds!!
John: What did you do?
Ben: I gave her the old Triceratops Sex Position, she was done in seconds!!
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