Pootang Pounder

A person that gets alot of puss wherever they go

Bro you are sure one big Pootang Pounder

by pootangpounder October 26, 2017

Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

Port-a-potty Sundae

It's when a construction worker takes a banana into a port-a-potty, dips it in the shit, jacks off on it due to the aroma, and then deep throats it.

Mike always has a big smile and bad breath after his morning Port-a-potty Sundae.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

poetawesomendo

The best online friend you could ever have, just the right amount of teamwork and pranks to keep the fun going strong

Wow you met Poetawesomendo? He’s a legend.

by Poetawesomendo September 18, 2020

pontagles

The ratio of fat versus muscle on a fish

My friend said my fish wasn’t big cause it wasn’t fat, he didn’t know about the pontagles rule, where muscle ways more than fat. My fish was a lean, mean, fighting machine with huge pontagles!

by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

hannah partain

a huge blue eyed blonde slut. she'll suck anyone's dick if they give her gummy worms. she went through 4 guys in one week.

Matt: "ew, don't mess with that girl. she's a hannah partain"

by thotboxed September 20, 2014

grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

by bigpappy June 24, 2016