Pooncation

When a person (Matt) will go to any lengths, measures or costs to obtain sex regardless of destination .

When you would go literally anywhere to get dat poongtang.

Example: on his trip to NYC Matt bought $250 worth of sushi which was equivalent to his current land value in hopes of the poontang. Instead he shit himself went to bed early and didn’t get laid. What a pooncation!

by Tangmaster69 August 24, 2018

Pooicide

The act of soiling your pants out of hatred for yourself.

Jack: Hey loser how you going fat shit!
Me: Commit Pooicide motherfucker your underpants are of poor, cheap chinese quality.

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

poonce

A person of questionable intelligence, a dullard, a person who does things without thinking

You drove your car drunk and had an accident....you fucking poonce

by Mr Canis January 24, 2019

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

Poonis

When you take a poo with a boner

"I was taking a shit last night and I have a massive poonis"

by Len_69 November 30, 2019

Poofnice

Nwo new world order. The short word is poofn

Nwo is a poofnice for creating gays

by Poofn December 11, 2019

Poonis

When you dip your penis into poop, now you must call it your poonis.

Dude i dipped my penis into poop last night, now I have a poonis.

by Caelan Mac January 6, 2020