Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.

Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing

by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

voluntarily pooping in the bag

the prank involving pooping in a bag, setting it on fire and putting it on someone's doorstop, the person supplying the mass

"make sure to eat alot before you voluntarily pooping in the bag" - danny g

by Jerry Jenitalia October 30, 2025

Bird Pooping

When a male ejaculates off of a high balcony on to the people on the ground below with the goal of getting it on someone.

I was really bored and horny the other day, so I went bird pooping off of my apartment balcony on someone walking by.

by Neil Biformi December 6, 2025

face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011