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Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.
by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023
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i got 2 phones

some random dumbass says something so stupid and dumb that someone else has to cut it out and put the song "i got 2 phones" by Kevin Gates and put random drip images.
Person 1: "men are not cool and they are-"
Cool Guy: "I GOT 2 PHONES ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD"
by termlol September 2, 2023
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I got 2 phones

2 phones is a meme originating from Kevin gates song "2 phones". The trend usually involves someone on tiktok stitching (replying) a video of someone who says something stupid online (misandrists, sexists, people having stupid takes, etc.) And having a fictional character from a cartoon, anime, video game, or TV show wearing supreme and Gucci. Usually people on tiktok (usually floptok) hate the phrase and make videos crying about it, over exaggerating, and coping. They usually call it homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic as a way to cope their dumbass takes being clowned on. Which results in them being ratio'd in the comment section.
Person says something dumb

I got 2 phones 🗣
by Growndarkevilpack September 2, 2023
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poespas

Pronounced Puz-paz

A direct slang translation for a viginal part of a women
Poespas!

Used as an insult or expresion
by Divan July 6, 2006
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Poes Metal

A term describing something extremely cool. Most commonly used by Metal-heads in South Africa.
That solo was poes metal dude
by Vizard15 September 10, 2010
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Cheerleader Phones

Phones which have a key pad specifically used for texting.
Cheerleader Phones are Blackberries and anything that flips open
by Generalhaha October 17, 2009
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podesta

"podesta" means to dress like a rock n roll star
Say champ, I was at the spot lookin like "podesta" last night, ya dig me!
by Gar'saun August 23, 2011
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