pinche bob

mexican insult using slang, usually used to express negative emotions towards an individual; literal translation: "fucking idiot"

"Why are there noodles spilled everywhere in the bathroom?"

--"I tried cooling them off using the hand dryer..."

"Pinche bob!! What are you, Stupid?!"

by SuperIntern August 20, 2011

Pouched Entrails

Injecting peanut butter into a man's anus to entice squirrels to feast upon his ticklish innards. Claws are a bonus, but Crunchy is an acquired taste.

1. Pouched Entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the house on a Friday evening. naked but for the peanut butter condiment. A turkey baster used to inject bait into his anus works to entice the wildlife. As squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. Without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. The man becomes erect. And lonely. (different story).

2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.

by Nsla June 26, 2016

Porched

To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.

Holy crap! Bob was so wasted last night, he got porched by that nasty girl.

by SichuanGourmet October 1, 2018

incher pincher

one who has a 1 inch dick; supposedly 3/4 bigger than everyone else's.

Chris Lucykanish has an incher pincher.

by ewicishot69 April 18, 2016

Pussy Pincher

(Refer to "Penny Pincher") A person that is extremely stingy about the type of pussy they like.

Dude, Jake is such a pussy pincher I swear he never tries any other kind.

by TisMrPunklenickle June 10, 2016

pinche

Noun
a)In Chile, pinche is a flat wire hairpin with prongs that press close/together.
b)It is also used to describe the person one is flirting with.

"Tienes pinches para tomarte el pelo?"
(Do you have a clip to pull your hair back?)

"Necesito un pinche para el pelo"
(I need a Bobby Pin for my hair)

"Tengo un pinche en Santiago"
(I'm flirting with someone in Santiago)

by Beatriz December 18, 2005

penis pincher

1.)noun-One who masturbates using only his forefinger and thumb.

2.)noun-A clamp in which is place at the base of the penis in order to cut off ejaculation.

1.) Alan is a very kind person, but nonetheless he is a penis pincher.

2.) I carefully worked on my penis pincher along with a condom to have maximum protection against pregnancy.

by kickstop February 1, 2005