pole bite

nasty bruises on legs and thighs aquired while pole dancing

damn girl you need to put some vitamin e on that pole bite on the back of your leg

by stonersonia420 February 6, 2009

pole jelly

When a mans penis becomes shinny with the lubricant of a woman’s vag..... hence giving the appearance of jelly on toast.

Ol sweet dick willie out there getting that good pole jelly after the roping.

by Sweetdickwilli3 August 4, 2019

Pole pumping

Male masturbation.

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Pole knocker

A man that likes to smack large penises across his face for sexual pleasure

The man across the street is a pole knocker. You can tell because he always has red marks all over his face.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

knee pole

1. A way of pronouncing Nipple with a Chinese Accent.

2. A deformed hairy nipple

DUDE LOOK AT THAT KNEE POLE!!! ITS HELLA UGLY

by Kirklanddin October 13, 2009

bieber pole

The marquee of a recently retired barber wherein a new female stylist has taken up work. Only having been trained in certain areas of the craft, all men young and old walk out of the establishment resembling Justin Bieber.

Willy: "Hey Jack! I noticed your new hairstyle, where'd you get that fresh mop?"
Jack: "Just look for that bieber pole at 5th and Main, Willy."

by userabuser August 15, 2012

troll pole

The pole that a cooks lackey uses to blow air into fire.

OI, TROLL POLE!!!

by blue chicken September 22, 2010