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Pole Searching

Similar to soul searching, except a young male does so with his penis. Involves having sexual intercourse with many, many different and interesting women with the goal of young man discovering his likes and dislikes concerning the opposite sex.
After ten long, audacious years of pole searching, Joe finally concluded that he found overweight, middle-aged women the most enjoyable company.
by furloaf December 19, 2011
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pole jelly

When a mans penis becomes shinny with the lubricant of a woman’s vag..... hence giving the appearance of jelly on toast.
Ol sweet dick willie out there getting that good pole jelly after the roping.
by Sweetdickwilli3 August 4, 2019
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Pole pumping

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.
by Zonal K September 26, 2019
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Pole knocker

A man that likes to smack large penises across his face for sexual pleasure
The man across the street is a pole knocker. You can tell because he always has red marks all over his face.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
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George Pole

The tight end for the San Francisco 49ers often to be confused as “George Kittle”…. Once he gets into “The zone” he is widely regarded by those around him as George Pole due to his Humongous genitalia that reveals itself on the bulge of his football pants which is also known as his “Pole”
Oh wow, did you see George Pole put up 23 fantasy points against the Washington football team! Thank god I started him this week
by Girthquake123 November 23, 2021
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bieber pole

The marquee of a recently retired barber wherein a new female stylist has taken up work. Only having been trained in certain areas of the craft, all men young and old walk out of the establishment resembling Justin Bieber.
Willy: "Hey Jack! I noticed your new hairstyle, where'd you get that fresh mop?"
Jack: "Just look for that bieber pole at 5th and Main, Willy."
by userabuser August 15, 2012
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Skull Pole

Neck, nape, scruff, collar.
In red rage Mr Holt bellowed at the fuel attendant, “We don’t say petrol, we say GAS you pommy cunt!” while strangling the poor man’s skull pole.
by Noa Lee September 24, 2021
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