poker

Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.

"You should invite her to dinner and poker"

by Flo January 27, 2004

poker brat

1) Phil Hellmuth

2) A guy who thinks he is the greatest poker player ever and will tell you so at every availabe opportunity.

-1
Phil Hellmuth is the poker brat because if you beat him he thinks its unfair 'If there was no luck I'd win every hand'

-2
-I'm so at reading you I'm gonna call your all in with my mid pair sixes, thats how amazing I am.
-Dude, I got a full house, sixes over jacks. Remember just because you a poker brat doesn't make you as good as Phil Hellmuth.

by Adam Cadaver June 20, 2007

Pokepwned

To be completely destroyed in a Pokemon battle either by continuous critical hits and type advantage, or by brute strength.

I was inexperienced when I battled the Elite Four, and they POKEPWNED me!

by Bryan Reier September 3, 2005

poker douche

the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.

"get a load of this poker douche's big slick tatoo on his neck"

by sick of douchebag gamblers April 18, 2008

Pokémon (species)

Monsters that live alongside humans and animals in the fictional world within the Pokémon franchise. Humans can capture these "pocket monsters" in high-tech devices that convert their matter into energy and store it. They are based on Japanese yokai, monsters that live disguised among humans, which is why many Pokémon look like inanimate objects. Satoshi Taijiri, first created the concept which was inspired by his childhood hobby of bug-catching.

Fan: "When you really think about it, Pokémon (species) are awesome. They're like a portable army of monsters."

Critic: "You're a dumbass."

Fan: "If playing a game that let's me carry Godzilla in my pocket makes me a dumbass then I'm one stupid motherfucker."

by Nathanial Ark January 16, 2011

pokemon-hater

Noun. A crazy idea that a person actually doesn't think pokemon are awesome, so they hate them with a passion. This is an impossibility of course, because every one thinks pokemon are awesome (whether they'll admit it or not...yeah you know who you are).

Girl: I'm a pokemon-hater!
Guy: Liar!
Laur...I mean girl: Yeah you're right.I love pokemon!
Geo...Gu..what ever i put earlier: I knew it...

by Obviously not Geoff :D February 20, 2009

pokemon

Short for "Pocket Monsters," Pokemon originated in Japan in 1995. Pokemon are essentially little monsters that "trainers" collect and battle with. The games and trading cards came to America around 1998, and have been a big hit with children everywhere. Originally, there were around 150 Pokemon to collect in the 3 gameboy games or trading cards. There was also a TV show about a young trainer named Ash and his 2 friends trying to collect all of the Pokemon. Pokemon really went downhill around 2003, but true fans of the series will still find a way to enjoy it.

Even teenagers and adults still enjoy Pokemon. Pokemon is very addictive.

by somebody, someone April 6, 2008