puffay

Hair that is overly teased to the point it resembles a toupee.

Check out the puffay on that chick.

by sweetmelissa19 October 27, 2009

puffet (pronounced poo fay)

a sexual cornucopia of beautiful, available, and eagerly willing women

that library is puffet (pronounced poo fay); between the librarians and the patrons, any living dude can score with a beautiful woman with even the slightest effort

by jimijimijimijimi August 24, 2010

puff your own joint

Mind your own business

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?

by sri22 March 5, 2011

puff levels

The measuring system of John Green's stress. The amount of stress increases directly with the puff level of his hair. Commonly used by Nerdfighters, or fans of he and his brothers Youtube account.

I have an exam tomorrow, puff levels will be high

by Pending Names January 2, 2015

puffer poon

A puffer poon is a big boned lady that thinks she is the best thing since sliced, toasted, ham and cheese, french bread with bacon on top!

Person 1:" did erica change the menu again?"
Person2:"she is such a puffer poon!"

by Monster Piel June 12, 2016

puff pussy

The inflammation of a vagina when you pound that pussy.

Bro i pounded that pussy so hard she got puff pussy

by Realmandem January 13, 2018

Puff Slit

Puff Slit. Heavier set womens vagina. An extra fold of skin that hangs over the female bits.

Brooklyn is going to the Dr due to the yeast infection in her puff slit... She’s so skanky.

by Marney S January 6, 2019