plart

A ploopy shit. It goes "ploop" when it hits the inside of the potty. It is smooth and comes out fast and slurpy-like.

Jared didn't take very long in the bathroom at all. He must have released a plart in there.

by shittybloo July 19, 2022

Pertrute

A person that is filled with hatred and jealousy.

"His friend was pertrute when he didn't win the competition."

by gurlya August 4, 2022

pert

to pick veg/friuts off sombody else propordy

i pert on my friends house

by [e-mail] November 3, 2022

Pertishka

Beautiful eyes
Great personality
This person is a one of a kind hard to find, once you find them do not let go cause you will regret it!
They love dogs and animals.
Will do anything for their loved ones no matter what. Family over friends :)
Make the most out the time you spend with this person

Pertishka : Hi
Rando: You're so Beautiful

by Restive Acrostic November 11, 2022

Pertishka

Your are Beautiful Amazing One of a Kind True Gem, If one could describe you in One Word BLESSING, you deserve flowers everyday and everything you desire, Just Remember Your Unique and you don't have to change yourself or your personality for anyone, You Are Just Perfect Just The Way You Are Remember That.

RANDOM: Hey
Pertishka: Hii, how are you?
RANDOM: I MISS YOU SO MUCH 😭

by Restive Acrostic November 11, 2022

Pleather Mkallan

Well... its a newly discovered mammal or species to be price now, while it might be a living organism she has no soul or heart beat. But turns out its hide is the exact same material as Pleather (which is fake leather) this is very fitting as this new breed is chhhhhhhunt.

Okay I know where we can find the fakest leather yaknow..... Pleather MKallan and we can make a nice waist coat and say about a couple of 20 purses, 10 belts and probably still have a bit left over to reupholstere some furniture, but not ours obv. This particular object has excess Pleather the fact she is ratz. Warren said Whoppie. I hunted the critter down the other night, said thanks for your sacrifice and took to my bros Warren's who was like fucking nice one (I'm enjoy this shit) he the CEO at very respected abattoir. So we hounered that gift.

by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater December 25, 2022

pertini

one of the most loved presidents of the Italian republic

wow you're such a Pertini
word up lmao

by vieniconme December 31, 2022